Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas…Samantha: What happens in Vegas?Me: Let me tell you.What happens is that you get “make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot” drunk.TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.But that’s not…
